pretenditsnotstarbucks:

meteorshowr:

smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

he looks so free

pretenditsnotstarbucks:

meteorshowr:

smile like a dog wearing a sombrero

he looks so free

(via reesewithoutherspooon)

nialls-genitalls:

Me when I’m the next one to present in class

image

(via smarttho)

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

(Source: mathernatical, via ughmegxn)

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

dutchster:

it took me a while to figure out what was wrong

(via instagrandparent)

yo the simpsons be droppin truth bombs 

(via pallescere)

realitytvgifs:

Lindsay Lohan’s Housewives Tagline!

(Source: lindsaygifs, via surprisebitch)

revoult:

it’s getting really annoying how eating makes you gain weight

(via sorry)

awkwardvagina:

a girl i go to university with goes to house parties once everyones drunk and takes toilet paper so she never had to buy her own

(via vinegartits)

lamapalooza:

this is your captain speaking, AND THIS IS YOUR CAPTAIN SHOUTING.

(via chowmeln)

(via ughmegxn)

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

(Source: bearsnbritts, via chickenuqqet)

tvvink:

don’t forget the four h’s of puberty kids!

hungry

horny

hideous

horribly depressed

(via boredfrombrisbane)

dutchster:

do parents feel offended when their kids call themselves ugly like hey those are my genetics you’re talking about

(via yourfavouritecharacter-isdead)